Everybody must get stoned - Bob Dylan

Stoned to Death for...

1.    For touching Mount Sinai     Exodus 19:13
2.    For taking "accursed things"     Joshua 7:1-26
3.    For cursing or blaspheming     Leviticus 24:16
4.    For adultery     Deuteronomy 22:23-24
5.    For animals (like an ox that gores a human)     Exodus 21:28
6.    For a woman who fails to bleed profusely on her wedding night     Deuteronomy 22:13-21
7.    For worshipping other gods     Deuteronomy 17:2-5
8.    For preaching the wrong religion     Deuteronomy 13:5-10
9.    For disobeying parents     Deuteronomy 21:18-21
10.    For witches and wizards     Leviticus 20:27
11.    For giving your children to Molech     Leviticus 20:2
12.    For working on the Sabbath     Numbers 15:32-56
13.    For cursing the king     1 Kings 21:10

Footnote:  Homosexuals must also be murdered but a hanging or beheading should suffice.